The Other Side Of Me And My Stories!!!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Hi everyone my blog is still alive. Very alive but not working so well. Because there have been quite a number of pop up recently in my blogs. But is ok, just ignore it and get in the blog page. Anyway my life has been quite interesting and funny recently. But I don't know why it will happen. Maybe it is because of the after exam joy. make me so happy untill I hahahahahahahaha all the way. By the way welcome back to read my blog anytime. Recently not much time to blog so all of you must pardon me.. HAHA~~ Similarly instead of a joke of the blog we will have a video that is very funny below. ( Courtesy of Youtube) And just in case your computer can't load the video. I have already prepared jokes for you guys. But... and only But IT IS NOT USE FOR INSULTING OTHER PEOPLE only for entertainment purpose( Courtesy of http://www.ajokes.com/jokes/5106.html)

First Joke, Your momma is so fat that she stepped on a scale and the scale said , "I want your

weight not your phone number".

Second joke, A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence. He pulls him out and says, "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."

The Mexican man pleads with him, "No, noooo, Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"

The border patrol agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him, and says "OK, I'll let you stay if you can use three English words in a sentence."

The Mexican man of course agrees.

The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The three words are: green, pink and yellow. Now use them in one sentence."

The Mexican man thinks really hard for about two minutes, then says, "Hmmm, OK. The phone, it went green, green, green... I pink it up, and sez yellow?"

And last but not least the last jokeA man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer.

Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?".

Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air".

Officer: "Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test."

Man: "I can't do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death".

Officer: "Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line".

Man: "Can't do that either."

Officer: "Why not?"

Man: "Because I'm dead drunk!"

HAHAHA~~ enough of laughter time for videos.

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Thursday, July 9, 2009

Hi people, This song is nice and touching. Listen to it with your heart.

Song name: We are the world

By:Michael jackson

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

hi everyone pls continue coming to my blog... It is still alive alive not dead.Anyway, I am in lots of homework and no time to blog. But I will bring to all of you the jokes in every post. So today we have a very simple exercise for u to try at home. A guide to laughter and anti-stress NOT 100% guarantee.

Step 1: Open your mouth wide and say haha for 10 times in a continuous manner.
Step 2: Now, Laugh out randomly, it may sound weird but it will help.
Step 3: Repeat the all the steps now in a happy manner and smile wide when you laugh.
Step 4: Then remain in this state and watch the video posted by me to make you laugh below.

Hope it works and wish that you will continue leading a happy life like me. Ha HA HA HA HA all the way!!!!!
If it doesn't works ,indulge yrself in plenty of jokes and yr sense of humour will develop and tell all yr jokes to yr friends and let them be as happy as you.

Courtesy of youtube

Wait till my next post but in the mean time enjoy my blog. Thx for supporting.

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Friday, January 23, 2009

It has been long since I blogged, because I was quite busy with a lot of things. Such as CCA, SLB and academic. But I still think that I could pull through the stress. I am practically feeling quite down and restless now. It has been long since I could rest like today.So I am trying to do things that could get me high.Which in the moment is studying,because I like my subjects a lot especially geography, Triple sciences, Emaths and Amaths.But among all the studying I also have a chinese new year celebration.
Now the chinese new year is approaching. Chinese new Year is fun with lots of goodies so I try to get high?! Anyway,I like New Year a lot and today was the celebration of new year in my school. It was fun, I went around interviewing people about some new year stuff. I also played two chinese songs in the school with my orchestra. It was indeed fun and enjoyable to have this celebration in school.It was so fun that I don't know how to describe it.
Coming back,every post would have its joke so the joke for today's post is a video.

(Mr Brown Show)

Courtesy of Youtube.

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Friday, October 31, 2008

It has been long since I last blogged. Everything has been relatively fine but there are quite somethings to be done in this long holiday. People always tell me that my blog has always been inactive.Because I always try to find time to blog through my buzzing schedule. Anyway I got back my SA2 results.Not bad I thought but there is still room for improvements to be made. Then I have my SL camp, it was fun with the interesting games and the talks. Especially the trek from Sembawang to Ang Mo Kio which was especially fun. Thinking back to the trek was a tiring one but when we all work together and boost each other up it became a wonderful journey that is tough but not tough when we work with each other to boost our morale.(Special thanks to Eddie who is our camp instructor that boosts us all the way through the camp.)Now I am more confident to play my part as a leader in the school.Lastly, I just went to the course for chinese podcast which was relatively alright with the help of our senior Alumni member.So this month has been botha fruitful month for me and a fruitful holiday for me. In the mean time of waiting for my next post why not go watch some funny videos on youtube such as la pi xiao xin or to read the joke of the day which is

Q: Where do you find polar bears?
A: It depends on where you lost them

Q: What did the polar bear say to itself when the hunter was shooting at it?
A: "Hey! He's SHOOTING at me! Do I know this guy? Think! Think!"

Q: How do you put a polar bear into a refrigerator?
A: It's easy - just open the door. Polar bears like cold places.

Q: How do you put a walrus into a refrigerator?
A: Just open the door, tell the polar bear to get out, stuff the walrus in, and close the door.

Q: There is a big animal meeting in the Arctic. All the animals are supposed to be there but one animal isn't. Which one is missing?
A: The walrus - it's still locked in the refrigerator.

Q: You have to paddle your kayak across water where dangerous polar bears swim. How will you do this without becoming polar bear lunch?
A: Just paddle across - all the polar bears are at the big animal meeting - don't you remember?

Resources (Special Thanks) -http://athropolis.com/jokes4.htm

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Thursday, October 9, 2008

Finally SA2 is over but not the results (so nervous) and I always like to play songs to relieve my stress so I came across this very cool song maybe you should try. You may not understand it but I think it is very nice, I like the tempo better.It was song sang by S.H.E. called Ting Yuan Wei Ren Tan Ji Ta. It was a song to aspire young song writers to work hard. Anyway, sorry for the period of inactive due to my exams hence seek your understanding. Play the song below to listen.(Courtesy of YouTube)

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Monday, August 18, 2008

Exams are finally over now. But its only the common test not the SA2. Very anxious to know how did I fair for the individual tests. There maybe some good some bad but I have already tried my very best to do to the extreme.Being the streaming year for me its very very important hence its this year is very competitive .But I still hope for all A1s to come to me. Some people always ask me the reason for being jovial(happy). erm..............This is a tough question but I think that the main reason would be "life is so short,soon I will end my secondary school years in a few year time, hence why make life so difficult for yourself . Just happily, why create some problems to fret over that will make you angry. Being jovial also makes your friends happy and just spend your time been happy. Doesn't thinking positive always do a better job than thinking negatively? In my view ,its better isn't it the best for someone to be helping you think of your troubles instead of thinking it yourself and in return feel stress.
Anyway, the exam is over(no stress) but there is a performance coming up. Although I am nervous, but I have my friends with me performing too! Relieving some of my stress.Moral of the story,.......erm.........,actually......is ............To be jovial?(You can express yr views in the cbox too)

A joke to help you relieve your stress,adapted from http://www.athropolis.com/jokes.htm

Q: If you live in an igloo, what's the worst thing about global warming?
A: No privacy!

(Because the igloo melts and collasped ,causing you unable to have your own privacy )

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